Well, this is awkward.
My friends, I’ve been awfully rude. You see, an introduction never seemed in order because I have been (and still am, sort of) under the impression that almost no one reads this blog.
MoreMy friends, I’ve been awfully rude. You see, an introduction never seemed in order because I have been (and still am, sort of) under the impression that almost no one reads this blog.
MoreI know that Facebook memories are usually just a reminder that nobody should have let 16 year-old you onto the internet. Every now and then, though, you get a cute little gem like this. This caught my attention because this is what I actually want to be reminded of. Because, you know, I’m a self-involved Millennial […]
MoreDo you ever read something and you know you like it but you’re not sure if it’s actually good? Or is that just a problem isolated to those trying to find a place in the literary world? It’s tricky to worry about what you “should” think is good. I tend to buy more into the […]
MoreSo, there’s these moments, right? Little snapshots that remind you of something bigger. Weird little tipping points that are actually nothing, but can be applied to exactly the right situation to linger just a bit. Things that make me wonder why I’m not always as impossibly happy as I look trying to hoola hoop, and […]
MoreYou may have heard me mention my niece a few billion or so times. I’m kind of obsessed with my Dakota. She’s very sweet and loving… when no one is around. And she’s also at this really fun age where she might dance along to Fergalicious in the car one day, but the next she […]
MoreI was gonna stop blogging every episode because I felt like it was distracting me from “real writing,” and I figured that everyone was probably tired of seeing this pop up. But then I realized the compulsive need is so strong that I don’t care! So I’m just gonna compact it into one past for […]
MorePreviously on Pretty Little Liars, A.D. proves that the girls have only gotten easier to manipulate with time and Sara redeemed herself slightly and then (unsurprisingly) died. The Nicole scene from weeks ago being in this flashback means it for sure is coming back up. Red flag. Oh man, they are so in for it […]
More*this post is written in honor of the shameless 14 year old fangirls dressed as Harley Quinn that I served the day of the premiere* I am currently drinking a Starbs cold brew iced coffee and eating Hippeas organic chickpea puffs in vegan white cheddar flavor. My most listened to playlist is called “Champagne Problems” and […]
MorePreviously, on Pretty Little Liars, we increased your blood pressure by 500% and gave you the engagement you’ve been waiting for, yet somehow made you feel awful about it. First shot: Aria’s ringless left hand. Spencer in ripped jeans? Everyone in ripped jeans? Should I get ripped jeans?
MoreOkay first of all, I was warned not to go on Instagram because of spoiler sso I haven’t been on social media in like 2 hours which is fine I mean whatever I can’t believe I told my “PLL Enthusiasts” group message that I’m watching the episode late because I had to catch Hobby Lobby […]
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