99 thoughts while watching Pretty Little Liars S7 | E5 "Along Came Mary"

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  1. Okay first of all, I was warned not to go on Instagram because of spoiler sso I haven’t been on social media in like 2 hours which is fine I mean whatever
  2. I can’t believe I told my “PLL Enthusiasts” group message that I’m watching the episode late because I had to catch Hobby Lobby before they close and they STILL said spoilers. PHONE IS GOING OFF.
  3. Ugh finally.
  4. How am I still so stressed out about the flashbacks. I literally watched this 7 days ago.
  5. Finally, somebody’s hair matches their emotional distress. Ali’s got roots for dayyys.
  6. #dementeddenmother lol
  7. Ugh Mary spare us the monologue and leave Ali and her cat sweatshirt in peace.
  8. Oh, so we’re like talking about the Carissimi thing? That’s uncharacteristically transparent.
  9. Ali is not gonna fall for Mary’s “truth.” Right? Please?
  10. Although it seems a little believable…?
  11. Passive aggressive old mattress comments is such a rich people thing to do.
  12. *dramatically reveals bruises like “I’ve seen some stuff”*
  13. (That’s low-key really sad actually.)
  14. YASSSSS Emily hasn’t gotten some in ages, you go hippie babe Sabrina.
  15. Rosewood has to have the most lesbians per capita on the entire East Coast though, dang.
  16. The only believable part of this show is how Emily always has work and misses class.
  17. #supersenior
  18. *leaves semi-stranger in gorgeous apartment to lock up before she goes*
  19. Ezria gives me all the life still and forever.
  20. Um Spencer can you please be cool around the PoPo?
  21. Of course they know the police codes by heart.
  22. “Buried” in the back of the paper lol I see you, irony
  23. “He can’t tell us now, can he?” NO GIRL YOU KILLED HIM REMEMBER
  24. Em’s “Late night” wink
  25. Yas Ali THANK you for finally being angry at a bad guy for once in your life
  26. Sometimes I miss Em being a scaredy-cat. Girl needs to chill.
  27. “All those lies I told, you’d think I would have seen him coming a mile away.” UM YEAH THAT’S WHAT WE’RE SAYING.
  28. Also unrealistic: 22 year olds who are surprised when their accounts won’t let them withdraw $100 due to insufficient funds
  29. UM NOTES WITH ARROWS TO THE COFFEE I’M DONE EZRA BYE
  30. Noooooooo #Ezrasmissingex FUCKTHISGUYS
  31. Nicole’s ghost is like lol chill guys i’m just partyin to this latin beat
  32. “Come over, we’ll day drink until you calm down.” Also realistic.
  33. Um hello, when has literally anyone we’ve had a funeral for stayed dead?! Even I Marlene King said if you don’t see a body, they’re probably not dead. Focus.
  34. Deleting the call is NEVER for the best, Aria. Help yourself.
  35. State park? Since when is Caleb a wilderness explorer? Remember when they found him in an AC shaft?
  36. I mean, that’s where I find all of my gorgeous boyfriends who just happen to be super geniuses.
  37. Should we maybe not talk in regular voices about needing to be cool around cops while in public?
  38. LET’S JUST NOT DO THE THINGS WE DECIDE ARE BAD IDEAS
  39. Toby Wan Kenobi *cringe*
  40. OH GOD ELEVATOR GUY CRINGE AGAIN (Was he that short at the hotel? He looks taller when he’s all up in her business.)
  41. Jenna, are there actual towns where people just walk into houses when nobody answers? Manners. Jeez.
  42. OMG is Ali gonna attack a blind girl?
  43. In high heels?
  44. When the blind girl is also in high heels?
  45. (Is that a thing?)
  46. Of course not. I miss mean sociopath Ali. *sigh*
  47. $10 there’s a body in the murphy bed.
  48. A HEAD. Close enough.
  49. Wilden shrine?!
  50. BAR LOOKS PRETTY EMPTY TO ME lol smooth Sara
  51. How is it possible that anyone is Rosewood has to meet each other anymore?
  52. Oh but of course they know everything about each other.
  53. “Are you a sour girl?” “Well, I can be.” #JenRa is gonna be a couple in a hot second.
  54. Oh yeah, remember when Jenna was a lesbian and got a girlfriend and then they killed her too? Nbd.
  55. Em is the only one that would find that passport cause she’s literally the only one that has ever touched dirty sink water on purpose.
  56. Of course Spencer knows they’re gonna be dumb enough to go there.
  57. DAAAAMN SPENCER BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE SUPER INTUITIVE KOWLEDGE OF EVERYONE ELSE’S FEELINGS.
  58. “Pretty sure mice live in there.” Yeah, that’s the issue here.
  59. Twelfth Knight? Memories from Shakespeare class, give me clues!
  60. Maybe Archer Dunhill is a GIRL?!
  61. I guess Ali would have noticed that on the honeymoon though…
  62. Is this more commentary on transgender, cause this is getting really tacky.
  63. Officer Toby’s like NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN
  64. Do fingerprints not exist in the PLL universe? No one ever seems worried about that. Like, what do they even do at crime scenes?
  65. REMEMBER HOW WE ALL DECIDED GOING TO THE APARTMENT WAS A BAD IDEA AND THEN WE WENT AND IT WAS A BAD IDEA
  66. Mary humming is horror movie-esque.
  67. Oh, a song about men ruining lives. What a lovely lullaby to sing your daughters to sleep with.
  68. Unsurprised that Ali has Rosewood PD saved in her phone. Her family is like half their business.
  69. Wait, detective FURY?! That’s gotta be a euphemism.
  70. SEEN in Baltimore? Didn’t they like break his face off with their car and bury him?
  71. Em’s always got time to make lady dates in the middle of certain peril.
  72. Sara’s actually kind of pretty with a little bit of hair and like 20 less layers of eyeliner.
  73. Oh duh, of course this is AD leading the police of the trail they tried to set. How could they think they can pull this off with a track record of literally zero accomplished plans through 7 seasons?
  74. Aria’s extended metaphor about axes to grind chopping alibis #englishmajors
  75. Oh God Ezra can we not have a talk right now?
  76. OMG wait pleeeeease let the proposal be for Aria
  77. Except if they get engaged now I’m sure Nicole is gonna show up and ruin it.
  78. Awh Mama Em taking care of guilty AF Hanna
  79. Wait wtf is with this lullaby song in the background?
  80. Aaaand now Ali knows her friends are the actual worst lol
  81. THERE’S ONLY FOUR MINUTES LEFT, THIS HAS TO BE THE PROPOSAL.
  82. Or Nicole. I can’t hang. Why do I watch this show again?
  83. OH GOOD CANDLES GOOD SIGN
  84. I mean there’s candles at funerals too though I guess.
  85. Nope, definitely the proposal that I have waited pretty much my whole life for. This is fine.
  86. Tbh I’m gonna need a guy to slowly guide me step by step through his proposal like this.
  87. HOT DAMN IN THE POLKA DOT SHIRT YOU SHARP DRESSED MAN
  88. What if the thing in his pocket was a gun and not a ring and he was actually still A?
  89. What has this show done to me?
  90. Her interruption was totally to tell him about Nicole or that she might go to prison and now she’s still thinking about it ugh and now we’re cliff hanging so that’s fine too I guess
  91. MOTHA EFFIN NOEL KAHN NO NO NOOOOOOOO
  92. Okay I’m fine I’m chill Dad you’re allowed back in the living room now
  93. WAIT GO AWAY THE PREVIEW
  94. ELLIOT ON THE PHONE OMG I KNEWWWWW IT
  95. This whole mask thing is so Scooby doo-ish and I don’t appreciate it.
  96. But dang this next one looks intense.
  97. 2 weeks?
  98. TWO? WEEEKS?!?
  99. Maybe I should watch this one again. Or every episode ever again.

 

 

 

 

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