Ridiculously intense PLL S7|E10 summer finale got me like

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  1. It’s been about 3 minutes and I’m already irritated. We’re already calling the cops on ourselves and Hanna is shanking her hostage for not being coherent enough to answer after SHE bashed his head in.
  2. Officer Toby’s last day? Please. As if anyone gets to leave Rosewood.
  3. Worlds awkwardest cheek kiss ever omg cringing so hard for you Spence
  4. Aria is offering pie and Ezra says he’ll take a cab…?
  5. Isn’t pie their thing?
  6. (Isn’t pie all of our thing?)
  7. Can Ali not get all Momma Bear at Paige right now? Like, who does she think she is?
  8. When did Mona become an emotionally stable contributor to this group?
  9. HOW does Jenna put on lipstick?!
  10. Mona, wasn’t your only job to watch the hostage? Why are you at The Radley like nothing is wrong?!
  11. Hanna is seriously GLOWING. Hostage situations bring out her best light.
  12. OMG yasss tell her Caleb
  13. #halebforever
  14. Except this is oddly less satisfying because I hate Hanna right now because every bad thing lately is her impatient self’s fault.
  15. And I kind of feel bad for Spencer still?
  16. WHO DID NOT SEE PREGNANT ALI COMING OMG I HATE EVERYTHING
  17. When exactly would Ali and Archer have had time to bang?
  18. I can’t help but feel like we are being mocked by Aria’s perfection in this moment
  19. Toby giving Detective Fury Spencer’s food order is giving me feels
  20. Caleb-Master of computer systems, bra clasps, and bobby pinned updos alike.
  21. “Ali, you’re really vulnerable right now.” “That’s not why.” OKAY
  22. Awh concerned fiance Aria!
  23. Oh.
  24. I am so full of rage in this moment.
  25. Maybe Nicole will end up evil?
  26. OR you know, maybe Ezra will come back and apologize and tell Aria he still loves her and find her in Jason’s bed because that’s just how this show likes to stomp your heart into a million little pieces.
  27. “You deserve that kind of great big beautiful love.” I’m actually crying.
  28. This is low key a very well orchestrated break-up and I’m pleased but I’m also LIVID.
  29. I mean, Paige isn’t wrong…
  30. MONA YOU HAD ONE JOB
  31. This would again be a perfect time for them to have copied the content of that flash drive…
  32. Isn’t someone supposed to die? There’s only 14 more minutes…
  33. Mona and Caleb look weirdly comfortable spying together at this point.
  34. Oh, that useless girl Sydney is back as a convenient body double. Cool.
  35. SO if we don’t know who bought the house it’s clearly A, right?
  36. These girls have faced their own eminent deaths how many times but they’re afraid of rats?
  37. Weirdly prophetic baby dolls
  38. LITERALLY HOW COULD YOU HAVE LEFT YOUR PHONE UP THERE EM
  39. Sure, lets give a blind girl a gun
  40. This has to be the creakiest house on the planet
  41. Awh Noel tryna act so misunderstood while carrying a literal axe
  42. OKAY EW
  43. But rule number one is we don’t play with axes because you just might get punched by a girl and you know DECAPITATE YOURSELF ON IT
  44. Things that have rolled casually down the stairs: bowling balls and Noel Kahn’s beautiful severed head
  45. Friendship goals: not at all turned off by clearly thinking you just chopped off dudes head with an axe
  46. WHERE TF IS MARY
  47. I never thought I’d be so happy to see her
  48. WHO IS THIS OTHER PERSON STEALING JENNA
  49. THE THEORIES ABOUT SPENCER WERE RIGHT AND I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT
  50. IS THAT TOBY’S TRUCK
  51. Maybe they literally all have to die in order for this show to end
  52. I’ve spent 150 episodes of my life on this show?
  53. Well at least Spencer is still alive…?
  54. But, Toby?!
  55. APRIL?!
  56. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO UNTIL APRIL
  57. *throws self dramatically onto own axe so my own severed head can stop caring so much about the fate of these fictional characters*

 

 

 

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